What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.

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Why does Corona go through your system so fast?  Because it does not have to stop to change color.

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What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common?  Their both empty from the neck up!

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What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!

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How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? “Olive or twist?”

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What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? “Please, no stories!”

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Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? So the Irish would never rule the world!

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What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? The Holy Spirit!

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