What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Why does Corona go through your system so fast?  Because it does not have to stop to change color.

What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common?  Their both empty from the neck up!

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!


How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!


What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? “Olive or twist?”


What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? “Please, no stories!”


Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? So the Irish would never rule the world!


What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? The Holy Spirit!


You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.