What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!

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How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? “Olive or twist?”

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What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? “Please, no stories!”

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Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? So the Irish would never rule the world!

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What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? The Holy Spirit!

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You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.

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What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? “A beer please, and one for the road.”

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Why did Mexicans create tequila? So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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