What do you call a baker with a cold? Coughee cake.

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When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

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Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.

273

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

419

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

498

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

438

What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

515

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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