What do you call a baker with a cold? Coughee cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
It was an emotional weeding; even the cake was in tiers. Have you been eating cake lately? You look a little crumby. Layer off, mate. You only get out what you pudding.
What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. …
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.