It was an emotional weeding; even the cake was in tiers. Have you been eating cake lately? You look a little crumby. Layer off, mate. You only get out what you pudding.

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I’m a bit of a flan myself, my friends actually think a bit of a fruit cake to be honest, but I tell them there are hundreds and thousands of us out there, and having others enjoy it is just the frosting on the cake. I just don’t like ‘ecclers….

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What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. …

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Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

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What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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