What do you call a baker with a cold? Coughee cake.

336

When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

792

Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.

337

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

501

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

615

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

546

What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

357

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

612

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

1073

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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