It was an emotional weeding; even the cake was in tiers. Have you been eating cake lately? You look a little crumby. Layer off, mate. You only get out what you pudding.
I’m a bit of a flan myself, my friends actually think a bit of a fruit cake to be honest, but I tell them there are hundreds and thousands of us out there, and having others enjoy it is just the frosting on the cake. I just don’t like ‘ecclers….
What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. …
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!