Cake Puns

One of the funniest food puns section, cake puns. Enjoy the art of words playing.

cake puns

What’s up cake? Muffing much!

It was an emotional weeding; even the cake was in tiers. Have you been eating cake lately? You look a little crumby. Layer off, mate. You only get out what you pudding.

I’m a bit of a flan myself, my friends actually think a bit of a fruit cake to be honest, but I tell them there are hundreds and thousands of us out there, and having others enjoy it is just the frosting on the cake. I just don’t like ‘ecclers….

What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. …

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.

How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.

What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”

Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.

If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.

When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!

Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!

Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.

What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!

What do you call a baker with a cold? Coughee cake.

What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

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