The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

162

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

374

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

230

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

155

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

256

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

150

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

170

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

130

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

164

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

168