The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

12

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

15

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

12

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

10

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

12

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

10

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

11

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

9

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

9

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

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