The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

127

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

267

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

196

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

113

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

181

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

107

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

128

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

95

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

126

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

129