The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

201

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

540

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

273

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

219

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

413

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

194

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

216

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

191

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

224

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

218