The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

210

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

582

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

284

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

246

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

463

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

205

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

240

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

200

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

248

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

231