The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

7

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

6

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

7

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

7

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

8

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

8

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

8

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

7

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

5

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

6