The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.