The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

154

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

341

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

218

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

143

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

232

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

140

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

154

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

120

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

150

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

157