Do you think Sodium is some cool dude? Na!

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Mother: “Why would you not learn the periodic table?” Kid: “cause it’s so boron, ma!”

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Scientist One: Can you see it? Scientist Two: Can’t believe it really existed! Ah! Element of Surprise.

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What do you do to a crinkled shirt? Fe (Iron)

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There’s one good guy in the periodic table, know who? Samarium

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What would you say if you saw Nobelium and Silicon after a long time? Long time No(Nobelium) Si(Silicon)

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Emma finally decided to dump her boyfriend, because…She couldn’t barium (bear him).

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How did Oxygen and Potassium’s date go? O(Oxygen)K(Potassium).

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Boy: Hey girl, you made of Copper and Tellurium? Girl: What? Boy: ‘Cause you are Cu(Copper)Te(Tellurium).

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A poor Chemistry nerd’s proposal got rejected, guess why? Because he wrote Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium to a girl, which meant I Luv U.

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