How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!