What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

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Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

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What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.

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Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

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Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

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Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.

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How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

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