What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!