What dinosaur is always sad?  Cryalotosaurus

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You’re the tricera-tops

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I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

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I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

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I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

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You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

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You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

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I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?  A dino-mite

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What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?  Hello, hello!

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