I would write a screeching tyre novel, but I’m not very frictional…
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.