Math Puns

TOP 74 funniest math puns on the entire Internet:

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1- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other


2-  Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10


3-  What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi


4-  Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine


5-  Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.


6-  Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square


7-  Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.


8-  What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra


9-  What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line? “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”


10- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees


11-  Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.


12-  What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib!


13-  What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)? A natural log cabin!


14-  What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent


15-  What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee? A hyper boa.


16-  What did al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm


17-  What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.


18-  What do you call a destroyed angle? A Rect-angle.


19-  Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
20- Why was the calculus teacher bad at baseball? He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.


21-  Why did the polynomial plant die? Its roots were imaginary.


22-  Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!


23-  What is a math teacher favorite type of tree? A ‘Geome-tree’


24-  Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right.


25-  What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? Arithma-ticks!


26-  What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick? It had to go to l’Hospitar.


27-  What’s the contour integral around Western Europe? Zero, because all the Poles

are in Eastern Europe!

28- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest? A high-pot-in- use.


29-  Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8!


30-  Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It was too cubed.


31-  What did one Calculus book say to the other? Don’t bother me I’ve got my own



32-  Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.


33-  Who invented the round Table? Sir Cumference


34-  Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.


35-  Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because theyhave sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
36- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
37- There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.



38-  Cakes are round, but Pi are square.



39-  Without geometry, life is pointless.


40-  Write the expression for the volume of a thick curst pizza with height ‘a’ and radius ‘z’
41- Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but U heard their chatter continuously.
42- Three out of two people have trouble with fractions


43-  An opinion without 3.14159 is just an opinion.


44-  Parallel lines have so much in common.. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.


45-  Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.


46-  Dear math, please grow up and find solve your own problems; I’m tired of solving them for you.


47-  Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!


48-  What does a mathematician do about constipation? He works it out with a pencil.


49-  How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? ‘I’ve told you n times, I’ve to you n+1 times…
50- What is the difference between Ph.D in mathematics and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.


51-  What polygon is also a card trick? Decagon


52-  Why did the statistician drown while crossing a river? It was 3 feet deep… on average.


53-  What do you call it when a mathematician’s parrot hasn’t been fed? Poly”no meal”


54-  How do you solve any equation? A multiply both sides by zero.


55-  What did 2 say to 4 after beating him in a race? I’m 2 fast 4 U!


56-  Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.


57-  Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.


58-  Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules, mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

59- Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the university as bananas and non-bananas


60-  A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.


61-  How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit? By using a cod-ratic inequality.


62-  What does the little mermaid wear? An algae-bra.


63-  What is the definition of a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.


64-  Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite? It minds its p’s and q’s


65-  What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his cures? Hexagon.


66-  What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea? Moebius Dick!


67-  Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!


68-  What’s the king of the pencil case? The rules.


69-  What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!


70-  What’s the difference between a diameter and a radius? A Radius.


71-  How does a mathematician call his dog? Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.


72-  What’s purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.


73-  What’s yellow and imaginary? A square-root of negative banana.


74-  How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? She said all the candy gave me exponential decay.

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