I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.

Always wore glasses in math class because they improved division.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine

Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.

Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.