TOP 74 funniest **math puns** on the entire Internet:

1- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other

2- Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10

3- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

4- Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine

5- Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.

6- Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square

7- Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

8- What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra

9- What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line? “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”

10- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees

11- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

12- What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib!

13- What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)? A natural log cabin!

14- What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent

15- What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee? A hyper boa.

16- What did al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm

17- What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.

18- What do you call a destroyed angle? A Rect-angle.

19- Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

20- Why was the calculus teacher bad at baseball? He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

21- Why did the polynomial plant die? Its roots were imaginary.

22- Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!

23- What is a math teacher favorite type of tree? A ‘Geome-tree’

24- Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right.

25- What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? Arithma-ticks!

26- What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick? It had to go to l’Hospitar.

27- What’s the contour integral around Western Europe? Zero, because all the Poles

are in Eastern Europe!

28- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest? A high-pot-in- use.

29- Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8!

30- Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It was too cubed.

31- What did one Calculus book say to the other? Don’t bother me I’ve got my own

problems!

32- Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.

33- Who invented the round Table? Sir Cumference

34- Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.

35- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because theyhave sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

36- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? It couldn’t get past the boundary line.

37- There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

38- Cakes are round, but Pi are square.

39- Without geometry, life is pointless.

40- Write the expression for the volume of a thick curst pizza with height ‘a’ and radius ‘z’

41- Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but U heard their chatter continuously.

42- Three out of two people have trouble with fractions

43- An opinion without 3.14159 is just an opinion.

44- Parallel lines have so much in common.. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

45- Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

46- Dear math, please grow up and find solve your own problems; I’m tired of solving them for you.

47- Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

48- What does a mathematician do about constipation? He works it out with a pencil.

49- How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? ‘I’ve told you n times, I’ve to you n+1 times…

50- What is the difference between Ph.D in mathematics and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

51- What polygon is also a card trick? Decagon

52- Why did the statistician drown while crossing a river? It was 3 feet deep… on average.

53- What do you call it when a mathematician’s parrot hasn’t been fed? Poly”no meal”

54- How do you solve any equation? A multiply both sides by zero.

55- What did 2 say to 4 after beating him in a race? I’m 2 fast 4 U!

56- Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.

57- Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

58- Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules, mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

59- Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the university as bananas and non-bananas

60- A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

61- How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit? By using a cod-ratic inequality.

62- What does the little mermaid wear? An algae-bra.

63- What is the definition of a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

64- Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite? It minds its p’s and q’s

65- What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his cures? Hexagon.

66- What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea? Moebius Dick!

67- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

68- What’s the king of the pencil case? The rules.

69- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

70- What’s the difference between a diameter and a radius? A Radius.

71- How does a mathematician call his dog? Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.

72- What’s purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.

73- What’s yellow and imaginary? A square-root of negative banana.

74- How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? She said all the candy gave me exponential decay.

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