What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine

Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.

Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra

What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line? “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”