Math Puns

TOP 74 funniest math puns on the entire Internet:

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1- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other

 

2-  Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10

 

3-  What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

 

4-  Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine

 

5-  Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.

 

6-  Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square

 

7-  Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

 

8-  What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra

 

9-  What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line? “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”

 

10- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees

 

11-  Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

 

12-  What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib!

 

13-  What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)? A natural log cabin!

 

14-  What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent

 

15-  What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee? A hyper boa.

 

16-  What did al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm

 

17-  What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.

 

18-  What do you call a destroyed angle? A Rect-angle.

 

19-  Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
20- Why was the calculus teacher bad at baseball? He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

 

21-  Why did the polynomial plant die? Its roots were imaginary.

 

22-  Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!

 

23-  What is a math teacher favorite type of tree? A ‘Geome-tree’

 

24-  Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right.

 

25-  What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? Arithma-ticks!

 

26-  What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick? It had to go to l’Hospitar.

 

27-  What’s the contour integral around Western Europe? Zero, because all the Poles

are in Eastern Europe!

28- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest? A high-pot-in- use.

 

29-  Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8!

 

30-  Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It was too cubed.

 

31-  What did one Calculus book say to the other? Don’t bother me I’ve got my own

problems!

 

32-  Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.

 

33-  Who invented the round Table? Sir Cumference

 

34-  Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.

 

35-  Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because theyhave sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
36- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
37- There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

 

 

38-  Cakes are round, but Pi are square.

 

 

39-  Without geometry, life is pointless.

 

40-  Write the expression for the volume of a thick curst pizza with height ‘a’ and radius ‘z’
41- Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but U heard their chatter continuously.
42- Three out of two people have trouble with fractions

 

43-  An opinion without 3.14159 is just an opinion.

 

44-  Parallel lines have so much in common.. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

45-  Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

 

46-  Dear math, please grow up and find solve your own problems; I’m tired of solving them for you.

 

47-  Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

 

48-  What does a mathematician do about constipation? He works it out with a pencil.

 

49-  How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children? ‘I’ve told you n times, I’ve to you n+1 times…
50- What is the difference between Ph.D in mathematics and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

51-  What polygon is also a card trick? Decagon

 

52-  Why did the statistician drown while crossing a river? It was 3 feet deep… on average.

 

53-  What do you call it when a mathematician’s parrot hasn’t been fed? Poly”no meal”

 

54-  How do you solve any equation? A multiply both sides by zero.

 

55-  What did 2 say to 4 after beating him in a race? I’m 2 fast 4 U!

 

56-  Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.

 

57-  Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

 

58-  Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules, mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

59- Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the university as bananas and non-bananas

 

60-  A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

 

61-  How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit? By using a cod-ratic inequality.

 

62-  What does the little mermaid wear? An algae-bra.

 

63-  What is the definition of a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

 

64-  Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite? It minds its p’s and q’s

 

65-  What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his cures? Hexagon.

 

66-  What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea? Moebius Dick!

 

67-  Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

 

68-  What’s the king of the pencil case? The rules.

 

69-  What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

 

70-  What’s the difference between a diameter and a radius? A Radius.

 

71-  How does a mathematician call his dog? Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.

 

72-  What’s purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.

 

73-  What’s yellow and imaginary? A square-root of negative banana.

 

74-  How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? She said all the candy gave me exponential decay.

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