Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery
I hate perforated lines, they’re tearable.
Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
What kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? DeCALFeinated or A New Moother