Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery

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I hate perforated lines, they’re tearable.

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Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.

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Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

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What kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na

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