What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone

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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

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Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!

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Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.

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