What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

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What do you do when chemists die? Barium!

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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

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Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

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What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.

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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

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