What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

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What do you do when chemists die? Barium!

470

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

410

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

360

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

348

What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.

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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

341

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

320

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

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