How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

706

Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!

163

A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

151

 

Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

183

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.

166

The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”

171

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

159

When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

151

Sea they never stop

169

What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!

164