How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

436

Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!

99

A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

99

 

Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

111

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.

102

The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”

106

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

98

When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

97

Sea they never stop

103

What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!

105