Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!
A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.
Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.
Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.
The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”
Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.
When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.
Sea they never stop
What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!
What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure!