How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

665

Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!

152

A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

144

 

Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

171

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.

156

The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”

164

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

146

When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

144

Sea they never stop

160

What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!

152