How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

791

Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!

182

A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

170

 

Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

202

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.

185

The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”

190

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

178

When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

167

Sea they never stop

186

What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!

184