A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.


Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.

The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

Sea they never stop

What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!

What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure!

Did you hear the watermelon joke?  It’s pitiful.