What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? Root position cords.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? He decomposes.

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Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Because they were always in a chord. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.

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To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.

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Piano is not my forte.

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Don’t date a piano technician, he will just string you along.

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick. Pianist: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

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What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys

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