Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Because they were always in a chord. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.

To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.

Piano is not my forte.

Don’t date a piano technician, he will just string you along.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick. Pianist: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys

What do you call a laughing piano? A Yama-hahahahaha. What has many keys but unlocks no doors? A Piano.

What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in? C sharp or B flat.

What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John Did you see the sign outside the piano studio? “Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet.”