Piano Puns

Do you look for some musical puns? Here is the best collection of piano puns.

piano puns

Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Because they were always in a chord. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.


To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.


Piano is not my forte.


Don’t date a piano technician, he will just string you along.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.


What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick. Pianist: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.


What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys


What do you call a laughing piano? A Yama-hahahahaha. What has many keys but unlocks no doors? A Piano.


What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in? C sharp or B flat.


What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John Did you see the sign outside the piano studio? “Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet.”


What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Billy Joel.


How did Beethoven travel around Europe? He took the Ludwig van.


Did you hear the joke about classical music? I don’t remember how it goes, but the punchline is “the pianist got hit by a car”.


Marriage is like playing the piano. It looks easy until you try it.

 


What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone? A sharp major.


How do you get a million dollars? Start off with 2 million and buy a piano store.


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? A natural major.


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? Root position cords.


What is the perfect weight for a pianist? 3 and a half pounds including the urn.


What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller? A flat major.


What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steam roller? Be flat, major.


What do pianist use to eat with? A tuneing fork


What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller? See flat major. What do all great pianists have in common? They are all dead.


What do you call a cow that plays the piano? A moo-sician


Why do pianists leave their sheet music on the dashboard? So they can park in handicap spaces.


What’s the difference between a pianist and god? God doesn’t think he’s a pianist.


What did Beethoven do when he died? He decomposed!


What do you call a successful pianist? A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.


What’s the difference between a pianist and garbage? The garbage gets taken out once a week.


What’s the definition of an optimist? A pianist with a mortgage.


Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife? Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.


The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”


What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Billy Joel.


B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”


What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John


What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist? People drop money in your drink.


What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? He decomposes.


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? A natural major


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor.


Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.


For whom did the inventor design a piano with stationary keys? People who would rather play the violin.


For whom did the inventor design a silent piano? People who don’t like music.


Guy in a bar says to the piano player, ” Do you know the way to the restroom?” Piano player says, “No, but if you would hum a few bars I can fake it.”


“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son piano lessons last winter.” “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”


Ever wonder why so few wind instrument players also play piano? It’s too hard to lift the piano on end to drain out the spit.


How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one.

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