Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!

125

I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.

85

Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…

78

Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.

53

A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.

60

If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.

62

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.

53

I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.

74

What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.

87

What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home? He had to give it back!

80