Why did the student bring scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut class.
What’s do witches like best about school? Spell-ing.
Why was the broom late for school? Because he overswept.
Why was the geometry teacher off school? Because she’d sprained her angle.
Who’s the king of the classroom? The ruler.
Why was the geometry class always tired? Because they were all out of shape.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
Why do chemistry professor like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material