God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.

77

If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.

81

Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.

75

How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.

74

What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.

79

What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.

93

What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.

79

What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.

108

It is time to get this par TEA started! Right?

99

Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?

106