What do owls sing when it is raining? ‘Too wet to woo’!
What do you get when you cross a cat and an owl? Meowls.
What is a birds favorite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.
What do Barn Owl’s serve at parties? Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!
What do you call an owl with a sore throat? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!
What did mama owl say to bay owl? You go and play dear, Owl watch from hear.
Where do you go for a good time? Owl City.
Why did the Owl invite his friends over? He didn’t want to be Owl by himself.
When does a Owl go “mooooo”? When it is learning a new language!
Did you hear the one about the owl? It was a hoot.