What do owls sing when it is raining?  ‘Too wet to woo’!

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What is a birds favorite Beatles song?  Owl you need is love.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and an owl?  Meowls.

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What do Barn Owl’s serve at parties?  Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!

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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?  A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!

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What did mama owl say to bay owl?  You go and play dear, Owl watch from hear.

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Where do you go for a good time?  Owl City.

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Why did the Owl invite his friends over?  He didn’t want to be Owl by himself.

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When does a Owl go “mooooo”?  When it is learning a new language!

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Did you hear the one about the owl?  It was a hoot.

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