SON: No, someone did not name you this.  Your father’s legal name must be “Father”.  You have a dumb name and so does your dad

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door!

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SHANNON: Irish for “wise river.” English for “dumb name.”

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Amanda Amanda who? “A man duh” “Amanda hug and kiss”

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SARA: I can’t tell which half of your name is more stupid, the “Sa” or the “ra.”

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ROSLYN: Ro ro ro your boat all the way to the governor’s office to pick up an application for a name change.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Amelia! Amelia who? “Amelia (I’ll mail ya) my last name.” “Amelia (I’ll email ya) later.”

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ROSE: A rose by any other name would sound less stupid.

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RONNIE: …knew a kid named Ronnie once.  Hated him, and his name.  Much like you

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RENEE: Your name is mostly vowels. Also, it’s mostly stupid.

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