The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

49

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

26

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

36

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

228

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

270

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

127

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

300

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

167

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

152

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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