What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

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Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

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The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

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What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.

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A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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