What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

353

What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

427

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

257

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

354

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

388

What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

150

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

247

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

457

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

306

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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