What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

369

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

225

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

293

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

325

What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

127

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

208

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

399

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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