Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Things get Toasty!
Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasteurised..
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda…
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.