I’m extremely well-read and litter-ate. My favorite book is The Great Catsby. I also don’t mind Of Mice And Men.

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I am pawsitively sexy.

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Got a new purr coat and I’m feline good.

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Don’t mind me. Just baskin’ in my own pawesomeness.

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Call me Meowley Cyrus, because I can’t stop and I won’t stop.

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I’m difurrent, yeah, I’m difurrent.

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I mustache you a question. Aren’t these cat’s whiskers just the cat’s whiskers?

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Am I Pawllywood ready or what.

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Yeah, I’m a pretty great writer. They call me J.R.R. Tolkitten.

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I’m a yoga master. Look at this perfect cataranga.

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