Do you think shaving cream really softens your beard… or is it just so you don’t lose your place?

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OK, so “I mustache you a question”

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I won’t be shaving this November in order to raise awareness for how lazy I am.

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When is your Movember mustache too long? When comments turn from, “Hey! I really like your mustache!” into, “Hey! I…whoa, now that’s a mustache!”

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She says I don’t listen when she compliments my Movember mustache…or something like that.

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People keep asking me if I’m gonna shave once Movember is over, but I’ve started to like my beard…I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT’S GROWN ON ME.

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On being complemented for a beard someone might say: “Thank you, I was a bit unsure at first but it has definitely grown on me.”

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December 1st: when your mustache goes from saying “I’m a charitable, socially minded philanthropist” to “maybe this isn’t the playground to bring your kids to”.

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To be the man, you must beard the man.

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Remember: unlike other parts of you, the beard can be as long as you like.

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