Progress in airline flying; now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.

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Airspeed, altitude, and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.

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A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.

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I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.

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Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!

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Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.

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Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.

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When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

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Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

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