strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn’t budget.

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Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.

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Have you seen that new movie Constipated? It’s not come out yet. And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.

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Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

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Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

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“Gee I wish I could poop” Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.

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When does Denzel Washington have hang out with Rugrats? Potty Training Day.

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