Spinal Tap Poop: That’s the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.

133

What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.

127

Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn’t smell.

128

The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

125

Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.

97

I’m in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don’t poop.

103

“Get your poop in a group” is a childish way of saying “get your shit together” but I prefer my take of “gather the pieces of your feces”

133

Her: that’s disgusting.. Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes.. Her: you shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all

171

Sir, you do not need to moan “oh boy” when you are taking a shit in a public restroom.

104