What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish. 789
Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Because they were always in a chord. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away. 267
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever Dick. Pianist: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so. 243
What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys 347