What do you call a laughing piano? A Yama-hahahahaha. What has many keys but unlocks no doors? A Piano.

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What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in? C sharp or B flat.

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What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John Did you see the sign outside the piano studio? “Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet.”

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What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Billy Joel.

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How did Beethoven travel around Europe? He took the Ludwig van.

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Did you hear the joke about classical music? I don’t remember how it goes, but the punchline is “the pianist got hit by a car”.

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Marriage is like playing the piano. It looks easy until you try it.

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What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone? A sharp major.

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How do you get a million dollars? Start off with 2 million and buy a piano store.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? A natural major.

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