Guy in a bar says to the piano player, ” Do you know the way to the restroom?” Piano player says, “No, but if you would hum a few bars I can fake it.”


“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son piano lessons last winter.” “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”


Ever wonder why so few wind instrument players also play piano? It’s too hard to lift the piano on end to drain out the spit.


How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one.