When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

680

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

608

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

262

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

381

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

262

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

697

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

294

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

124

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

131

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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