When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

751

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

685

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

286

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

439

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

286

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

776

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

320

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

137

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

141

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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