What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush ? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Where do seals go to see movies ? The dive-in! What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? Owlgebra.

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Why did the blonde serve her cheating husband frozen leftovers ? She heard that “Revenge is a dish best served cold”.

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What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…

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Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

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