Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? The police combed the area.

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If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows.

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What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”

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What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs? You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants.

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What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall ? “Dam!”

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What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic ? Cold cream.

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Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? Because of the rain, dear.

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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes ? I have no eye deer.

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What did one Arctic murre say to the other ? “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”

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