Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).


Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.


How does the queen bee fix her hair? She uses a honey comb! – Or – Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs


Three year old son Scott had thin fly-away hair, so his mother often wet it to comb it into place. One morning as she applied water and slicked his hair back , she announced it was time for him to get another haircut. “Mom.” Scott replied, “If you’d quit watering it so much, it wouldn’t grow so fast!”


All men have the same amount of hormones. If you want to use yours growing body hair, that’s your business.


What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye??…Artificial intelligence.


New paper advertisement – Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.


Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox.


Two old ladies sat on a bench talking. One said to the other, “Good heavens! Who did your hair? It looks like a wig!” The second lady replied, “It is a wig.” “Really?” exclaimed the first lady, “You could never tell!”


What my “Ph.D.” really stands for: Professional hair Dresser. Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.