If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?
Did you hear about the guy who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
Are hair web sites located on mane frames?
If a man stepped on Rapunzel’s hair would he be arrested for tress-passing ? There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ? It matches their mustaches.
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it
through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”
What do you call a proton with big hair? A ‘froton.
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place ! How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.