It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

341

What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.

118

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.

160

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

233

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

420

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

250

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

121

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

245

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

238

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

186