It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.