What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it)
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
What is a monster’s favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What is best Beatles song? Latte Be!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.