What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t

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What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it)

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Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!

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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!

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What is a monster’s favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.

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How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

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What is best Beatles song? Latte Be!

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What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.

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