Why did the chicken go to KFC? To see his brother!

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What kind of chicken grows on a tree? Poultry.

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Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken!

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Why did half a chicken cross the road? To get to its other side!

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Whats the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

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