What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

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Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.

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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

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How did the headless chicken cross the road? in a KFC bucket.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? It eggs-plodes!

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? She kicked the bucket!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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what do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!

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