Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game
A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already exceeding the speed limit
The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What’s the good thing about Fords? They come out of the factory with the problem circled.
What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill? A miracle.
What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe.
What is the smallest part of a FIAT? The owners brain.
How do you double the value of a Chevy? Put gas in it.
What’s the difference between a Kia and a tampon ? A tampon comes with its own tow rope.