Guy walks into my parts store. Says “I need a gas cap for a Ki” I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade.

56

What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

50

What do the British drink warm beer? Because Lucas Electronics makes their refrigerators.

65

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

64

Don’t worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn’t be lost much longer.

58

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.

57

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.

59

You can get “anywhere” in ten minutes if you go fast enough.

58

Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.

47

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

57