Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

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What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

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“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

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What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

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