Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”

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What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

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Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

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Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

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How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a flappy one!

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

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