What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby? A cry for Alp !
How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.
What does it become? An angel
Where does a black baby go when it dies? Heaven
What does it get? Wings