It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

670

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

543

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

468

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

243

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

225

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

218

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

230

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

536

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

209

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

250