Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

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Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right so I left

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Marriage is: Finding the one person to ANNOY for the rest of your life!

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When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.

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Honeymoon: The holiday a man takes before he begins to work for a new boss.

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe

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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

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