It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

563

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

434

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

427

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

209

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

197

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

196

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

192

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

453

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

177

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

216