Why do turtles never forget? Because they have turtle recall.
What kind of photos do turtles take? Shell-fies.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle. I had a shell of a time.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo? A turtle neck jumper.
My pet turtle died. I’m not upset – just shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter.