If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?  – Jawbreakers!

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What hobby does a shark like best? – Anything he can sink his teeth into.

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How did the hammerhead do on his test? – He nailed it!

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What kind of shark is always gambling? – A card shark!

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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? – Shark absorbers.

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What’s a shark’s favorite bible story? – Noah’s Shark

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Where do sharks go on vacation? – Finland!

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? – Hammerheads!

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What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!

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