If a shark is after you, what should your feed it? – Jawbreakers!
What hobby does a shark like best? – Anything he can sink his teeth into.
How did the hammerhead do on his test? – He nailed it!
What kind of shark is always gambling? – A card shark!
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? – Shark absorbers.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story? – Noah’s Shark
Where do sharks go on vacation? – Finland!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? – Hammerheads!
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!